Tag: goats
member name: charles thiesen - gather's only god, proud to be from gay-supporting Massachusetts
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February 28, 2007 02:12 PM EST --
Okay a god of gather. Sheesh.
Anyway, I've had it with blonde jokes and I'm taking action. Don't women have a hard enough time getting any respect for their intelligence? What kind of god . . .
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March 09, 2007 03:24 PM EST --
I did a little shopping today. Nothing exciting, just some food. But it turned into the high point of my day so far!
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I walked up to the checkout and a lane was empty!
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I said to the checkout person, . . .
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March 10, 2007 04:19 PM EST --
Two score and seven months ago gather's founders brought forth on
this internet a new website, conceived in profit and dedicated to the
proposition that all texts are there for the taking.
The quality . . .
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March 12, 2007 07:07 PM EDT --
I've watched many of my gather close friends and lovers post lists of interesting things about them, and have pounded my brain to a pulp trying to come up with anything worthy of being on any of those . . .
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March 09, 2007 06:02 PM EST --
The NY Times Book Review of 18 Feb* has a review by Kathryn Harrison of Joan Acocella's Twenty-Eight Artists and Two Saints: Essays (Illustrated. 524 pp. Pantheon Books. $30). It looks like a terrific . . .
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March 06, 2007 08:12 PM EST --
Yesterday I ran into a guy I used to know. Actually, I still knew him, but I'd sort of severed ties. He'd said something nasty about my mama and I'd cut his tie off.
I guess I severed tie. . . .
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August 31, 2007 02:49 PM EDT --
Fiddle some for me.
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December 31, 2007 10:20 AM EST --
In 2008 I will:
Sleep more.
Eat more but weigh less.
Develop at least one new bad habit.
Sell my novel for mid six figures.
Be loved deeply by many for myself in spite of who . . .
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December 12, 2006 11:52 AM EST --
Yesterday I'm working on a really boring project - so boring I can't bring myself to describe it - when my in-box makes its in-box noise and hope begins to glow in my soul. Maybe this message will . . .
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January 23, 2008 04:01 PM EST --
I've been reading scripture lately and getting jealous. What kind of a religion doesn't have scripture? So, since none of my believers seems to be inspired to write it (I admit, this may be my . . .
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February 18, 2008 04:48 PM EST --
Disclaimer: no squaring of circles takes place in this article. If you feel you were misled and that this inconvenienced you to a litigious degree, contact our attorneys.
Which one are you? . . .
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April 07, 2008 01:01 PM EDT --
A front page headline in today's New York Times, above an article about foreign corporations buying American factories, read:
When Foreigners by the Factory
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August 31, 2007 01:56 PM EDT --
Hey, you get the longest title.
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August 31, 2007 01:58 PM EDT --
Accordions rule!
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December 02, 2007 10:52 AM EST --
Other people's dreams are boring. I know this, so I'll keep this short. You should read it because there's a kicker at the end that might make you think. (And thinking is fun.)
In my dream . . .
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March 20, 2007 06:47 PM EDT --
testing to see if there's a problem with posting
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May 27, 2007 10:12 PM EDT --
(To celebrate Gather's generosity in tripling points, I'm republishing four of my best (I think) and silliest pieces.)
I was sitting at a table in Saloon #10 when in walked a man in black with . . .
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November 07, 2007 04:53 PM EST --
Become a Winner! This is your chance!
You know you're a loser. I'm sure you'd like to stop being a loser. Now you can do that and help other losers just like yourself (only not quite as . . .
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January 24, 2008 02:35 PM EST --
( Click here for The First Day , and here for The Second & Third Day s .)
Day Four
And I said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide . . .
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August 31, 2007 02:45 PM EDT --
Had to!
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